French Techno Dance Party

Hey Bro Check Out My Sweet Nips

2009-09-22T19:47:00.000-05:00

To speak in one sound words is much more hard than you would think. You should try it one day. It will make your head scream and it will make you cry blood and sweat your skin off. But it is what you must do if you want to be a bro with sweet nips from 'Scons.

Listen Up, Youngsters

2009-09-19T00:51:00.001-05:00

In related news, English lit classes are to life like origami is to sandwiches. Refer to steps four and five.

Existentialism Hokey Pokey

2009-09-16T17:39:00.000-05:00

That's what it's all about.

Sorry

2009-04-05T13:37:00.001-05:00

Carmen and Miranda.

Darwin says:

2009-04-01T21:15:00.000-05:00

Take that, creationism! I'll grow to level 40 and evolve into a
pterodactyl!

Torrents make up 35% of all internet traffic

2009-03-30T16:10:00.001-05:00

1.1 quadrillion bytes.

Don't Call It A Comeback

2009-03-29T05:05:00.002-05:00

Call It a Recovery.
(More Comics Done, More Posts Coming.)

Wait, What?

2009-03-26T16:23:00.000-05:00

She said to follow the yellow brick road. I think she lied.

I'm a Really Good Drawer

2009-02-25T18:17:00.000-06:00

Apparently without calculus we'd still be cavemen. I think this is
proof that calculus doesn't exist.

Snakes On A Head

2009-02-20T16:27:00.000-06:00

This comic is a metaphor. If you can't figure it out there is no
hope for your future.

PEOPLE, I apologize for the extreme lack of updates. I don't know
where my mind has been.

SO FAST

2009-01-27T19:55:00.002-06:00

I'm really good at multiplying by nine with my fingers.

It IS Pretty Awesome

2009-01-21T19:51:00.001-06:00

Butcha gotta get whatcha need, bro.

Once There Are Shoes, The Dance Party REALLY Never Stops

2009-01-13T19:01:00.000-06:00

As disappointing as they are, shoes are a great conduit for
understanding all sorts of art forms.

Sunday Guest Comic Heewon Lee

2009-01-11T18:28:00.001-06:00

"True story: North Shore run-in with an adoptive parent. Poor little kid."

LATE, OH MAN.

2009-01-10T12:30:00.001-06:00

Let's Go Huntin'

2009-01-06T18:12:00.001-06:00

Fun story: I've actually seen a deer with that exact face. It
started to smile, but then stopped when I started ripping out its
intestines with my teeth. Who says violence doesn't solve problems?
That deer would be able to disagree if it had had a hat like this one.

Sunday Cole Guest

2009-01-04T16:35:00.002-06:00

NEW UPDATE SCHEDULE

Tuesdays are Max
Thursdays are Chantz
Sundays are Guests (email submissions to chantzerolin@gmail.com)

Mmm Chocolate Milk!

2009-01-03T16:19:00.000-06:00

Chocolate milk is SOOOO good.

Sounds Like Fun!

2009-01-01T13:48:00.001-06:00

This is how I spend my evenings. Let me show you: I'm smart and
pretty and awesome and--wait. Wrong list.

Never Again

2008-12-30T16:07:00.000-06:00

I hate everyone.

Haha NERD

2008-12-27T12:54:00.000-06:00

He's either sleeping or really angry... I think it's angry. Because
he's talking. But maybe he's talking in his sleep. Or maybe it's a
metaphor. I think it's a metaphor.

OH NO, SPARSE UPDATES

2008-12-26T17:40:00.001-06:00

I'm thankful for so many things, right now.

HAI! IT'S CHRISTMAS!

2008-12-25T00:11:00.001-06:00

This was posted in the incorrect order just for you, Jesus.
Saturday's comic will be the one that was supposed to be posted
today. So if comics going up in the order that they were not made
offends you, sort it out with Jesus and get him to move Christmas to
one of these days: Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.

PS Santa is real. I just saw him. He's eating all my alphabet soup.

We May Never Know

2008-12-23T10:43:00.001-06:00

Haha! Wait... what?

Lizzie Sunday Guest Comic

2008-12-21T17:54:00.001-06:00

There's cameras everywhere.

SO MANLY

2008-12-20T09:35:00.001-06:00

But really, that is a nice sweater.

I'm So Glad I Finally Found A Good Hairstylist

2008-12-18T16:37:00.001-06:00

Hopefully I'll be able to get this much control of my bangs tomorrow...

My Favorite Hobby

2008-12-16T20:48:00.001-06:00

I also enjoy long walks on the beach. But only after I've beaten
someone up.

Frida

2008-12-15T12:50:00.002-06:00

hahahahaha

Served!

2008-12-13T10:28:00.000-06:00

This is a metaphor for posting a webcomic. WOAH!

HEY MISTER NELSON

2008-12-12T17:17:00.001-06:00

TODAY'S NOT FUNNY

A Really Bad Idea

2008-12-11T06:42:00.000-06:00

It may or may not have syphilis...

I got suspended

2008-12-10T20:37:00.001-06:00

MAKE IT A SUNDAY GUEST COMIC. EMAIL IT TO CHANTZEROLIN@GMAIL.COM

SO MANY THINGS

2008-12-09T17:04:00.000-06:00

YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM DOING.

My Real Ones Are Over There

2008-12-06T11:59:00.001-06:00

My glasses are SO much sexier than yours.

I'm Practically A Painter

2008-12-04T07:23:00.001-06:00

Fuck this. I'm going to the Louvre.

Everyday

2008-12-03T07:56:00.001-06:00

I'm tired.

Better Listen To Him

2008-12-02T06:43:00.000-06:00

Or not. The blindfold doesn't just make him more badass, it makes
him blind. So listen or not. Your call.

I Got A Girl Pregnant

2008-12-01T07:47:00.001-06:00

AND SHE'S CATHOLIC

Cory Guest Sunday

2008-11-30T10:14:00.001-06:00

my president is black

my Lambo's blue
and I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too

The Dance Party Never Stops!

2008-11-29T16:17:00.000-06:00

A CAUSE DES GARCONS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytf3gZMFkY

We ran out of coca cola last night.

2008-11-28T12:19:00.001-06:00

Shit got ugly.

I Know I'm Jealous

2008-11-27T10:59:00.001-06:00

I fuckin' love sandwiches!

Parties are Cool

2008-11-26T13:09:00.001-06:00

Parties are usually pretty fun.

Hint: It's A Bird

2008-11-25T06:32:00.000-06:00

Birds are sooooo cool.

Soft Sweater Day

2008-11-24T07:29:00.001-06:00

I'm wearing such a soft sweater.

It Happens More Often Than You Think

2008-11-22T12:56:00.000-06:00

And his hair is STILL missing! I hope he finds it...

True Story

2008-11-21T09:14:00.001-06:00

Muddy Waters

Good Morning!

2008-11-20T06:33:00.000-06:00

If emoticons were real, I would always make this face: =S

Also

2008-11-19T09:56:00.001-06:00

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YZG4EQE0
http://www.wisdomportal.com/IChing/IChing-Wilhelm.html

"Batman RIP#6" comes out, today.
Free fiction writing workshop for teens at the loft lit. center in downtown mpls, 4-6 pm.
inktankloft.blogspot.com for more info.

High School Parties

2008-11-19T06:52:00.001-06:00

Or Trying To At Least

2008-11-18T17:06:00.001-06:00

Just kidding. I don't know how to think.

Having Kids

2008-11-17T17:38:00.001-06:00

I can see the boy in your cheeks and your eyes and your arms!

Don't Try This At Home

2008-11-17T09:49:00.003-06:00

Posted By Max:

Thank goodness there's no calculus today.

Squid Bagels.

2008-11-16T20:49:00.001-06:00

Hey. Tomorrow's bagel day.